or Vitaman will make me feel any better.
Something tells me they are NOT what the doctor ordered:
TALKS WITH HIS KITTY COW...
- Cowpoke: Miss Kitty! What do cows like to do for entertainment?"
- Miss Kitty: Moo-OOO?
- Cowpoke: They like to rent Moovies! Git it? MOOvies!
BEEMAN ASKS...
- Q. What did the flower say to the bee?
- A. Buzz off!
- Q. What did the other flower say to the bee?
- A. Quit bugging me!
MEANWHILE, VITAMAN ASKS HIS PAL, LITTLE GREEN APPLE...
- VM. Tell me Green Apple, what's green and bores holes?
- GA. Tell us Vitaman!
- VM. A DRILL PICKLE!
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