2.         Q. IS IT O.K. TO EAT HOT DOGS WITH HANDS?
             A.  NO. HOT DOGS DON'T HAVE HANDS!

3.         Q. WHY DID THE BOY ASK HIS DAD TO SIT ON TOP OF THE FREEZER?
             A.  HE WANTED AN ICE-COLD POP!

4.         Q.  I LOVE RAISINS, BUT WHAT ARE THEY, REALLY?
             A.  THAT'S EASY!  THEY'RE VERY WORRIED GRAPES!

5.         Q.  WHAT'S WORSE THAN FINDING A WORM IN YOUR APPLE?
             A.  FINDING HALF A WORM!

6.         Q.  WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU HATE CHEESE WITH HOLES?
             A. JUST EAT THE CHEESE AND LEAVE THE HOLES ON YOUR PLATE!

7.         Q.  HOW DO YOU MAKE A HAMBURGER ROLL?
             A.  GIVE IT A SHOVE OFF A STEEP HILL!

8.         Q.  WHAT'S WHITE ON THE OUTSIDE, GREEN ON THE INSIDE, AND ...................JUMPS?
             A.  A FROG SANDWICH!

9.         Q.  WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO EAT A PIZZA!
             A.  IN YOUR MOUTH!

10.        Q.  WHY AREN'T THEY GOING TO GROW BANANAS ANY LONGER?
             A.  BECAUSE THEY'RE LONG ENOUGH ALREADY!

11. Q.  WHAT'S YELLOW AND FUZZY AND GOES UP AND DOWN"
 A.  A PEACH IN AN ELEVATOR!

12. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A CHICKEN WITH AN OCTOPUS?
 A.  DRUMSTICKS FOR EVERYBODY!

13. Q.  WHY DID THE LOBSTER BLUSH?
 A.  HE  SAW THE SALAD DRESSING!

14. Q.  WHAT'S DRACULA'S FAVORITE FOOD?
 A.  GRAVE -y!

15. Q.  WHY DID THE GIRL CARRY BLOCKS IN HER LUNCH BAG?
 A.  BECAUSE HER DOCTOR SAID SHE SHOULD HAVE THREE SQUARES A DAY!

16. Q.  WHY DID THE BOY CARRY BANDAGES IN HIS LUNCH BAG?
 A.  FOR COLD CUTS!
 
 
 
 

17. Q.  WHY DID THE GIRL HAVE A FLASHLIGHT IN HER LUNCH BOX?
 A.  BECAUSE SHE WAS ON A DIET AND WANTED TO EAT A LIGHT LUNCH!

18. Q.  WHY DID THE BOY HAVE A TOY TRAIN IN HIS LUNCH BOX?
 A.  BECAUSE HIS MOM TOLD HIM HE SHOULD CHOO-CHOO HIS FOOD!
 
 

19. Q.  WHAT DID THE LITTLE GIRL GET WHEN SHE SPILLED HER BOWL OF CHICKEN  SOUP?
 A.  WET!

*20. Q.  HOW DO YOU MAKE A TUNA MELT?
 A.  PUT HIM IN A VERY HOT ROOM!

*21. Q.  HOW DO YOU MAKE A STRAWBERRY SHAKE?
 A.  TAKE HIM TO A HORROR MOVIE!

22. Q.  WHY DID THE STALE GIRL LOAF OF BREAD SLAP THE STALE BOY LOAF OF  BREAD?
 A.  BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO GET FRESH!

23. Q. WHY DO SKELETONS DRINK A LOT OF MILK?
 A.  BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR THE BONES!

24. Q. WHY DO TURKEYS EAT SO LITTLE?
 A.  BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS STUFFED!

25. Q.  WHY IS A SCRAMBLED EGG LIKE A LOSING FOOTBALL TEAM?
 A.  BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH BEATEN!

26. Q.  IS YOUR DOG FOND OF CHILDREN"
 A.  YES, BUT HE REALLY PREFERS BISCUITS AND GRAVY!

27. Q.  HOW DO YOU MAKE RICH SOUP?
 A.  ADD TWENTY-TWO CARROTS (CARATS) TO IT!

28. Q.  WHAT IS CHINESE AND DEADLY?
 A.  CHOP SUEYCIDE!

*29. Q.  WHAT IS THE EASIEST WAY TO MAKE A BANANA SPLIT?
 A.  CUT IT IN HALF!  or
 A.  TELL HIM IT'S TIME TO GO HOME!

30. Q.  WHAT DOES A MATHEMATICS TEACHER LIKE TO EAT?
 A.  A SQUARE MEAL!

*31. Q.  WHEN CAN COOKS BE SAID TO BE VERY CRUEL?
 A.  WHEN THEY BEAT THE EGGS AND WHIP THE CREAM!

32. Q.  HOW DO BEES DISPOSE OF THEIR HONEY?
 A.  THEY CELL IT!

33. Q.  WHO HAS THE LOUDEST VOICE YOU'VE EVER HEARD?
 A.  THE ICE-CREAM (HIGH SCREAM) MAN!

34. Q.  WHERE DO BLACK BIRDS LIKE TO DRINK?
 A.  AT A CROWBAR!

35. Q.  WHAT KIND OF THEIF STEALS MEAT?
 A.  A HAMBURGLER!

36. Q.  WHERE WOULD YOU SEND A MAN WITH A GREAT BIG APPETITE?
 A.  TO HUNGARY!

37. Q.  WHAT IS A SANDWICH MAN?
 A.  A QUICK SNACK FOR A CANNIBAL!

38. Q.  WHAT KIND OF EGGS DOES A WICKED CHICKEN LAY?
 A.  DEVILLED EGGS!

39. Q.  WHAT KIND OF NUTS GIVE YOU A COLD?
 A.  CASHEW NUTS!

40. Q.  WHAT IS GREEN, HAIRY AND WEARS SUNGLASSES?
 A.  A GOOSEBERRY ON HOLIDAY!

41. Q.  WHY IS A BAKER AN UNSELFISH PERSON?
 A.  BECAUSE SHE IS CONTINUALLY SELLING THAT WHICH SHE KNEADS HERSELF!
 

42. Q.  WHY IS A SAUSAGE LIKE AN OLD CAR?
 A.  BECAUSE IT'S A BANGER!

43. Q.  WHAT IS THE HEALTHIEST KIND OF WATER?
 A.  WELL WATER!

44. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET IF A BIRD IS RUN OVER BY A LAWN MOWER?
 A.  SHREDDED TWEET!

45. Q.  WHY DO PIGS EAT SO MUCH?
 A  BECAUSE THEY WANT TO MAKE HOGS OF THEMSELVES?

46. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU PUT TWO BANANA PEELS TOGETHER?
 A. A PAIR OF SLIPPERS!

47. Q.  WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT WHO SUCKS LEMONS?
 A.  A SOUR PUSS!

48. Q.  WHAT VEGETABLE IS DANGEROUS TO HAVE ON BOARD A SHIP?
 A.  A LEEK! (LEAK)

49. Q.  WHAT SORT OF MEAT DOES DRACULA HATE MOST?
 A.  STAKE! (STEAK)

50. Q.  WHAT DO YOU CALL A HIPPIE WHO EATS TOO MUCH AND GETS FAT?
 A.  A HIPPO!

51. Q.  WHY DID THE BOY THROW BUTTER OUT OF THE WINDOW?
 A.  HE WANTED TO SEE A BUTTERFLY!

52. Q.  WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO SERVE TOFFEE?
 A.  IN TOFFEE TUPS!

53. Q.  WHAT IS WHITE OUTSIDE, GREEN INSIDE, AND HOPS?
 A. A FROG SANDWICH!

54. Q.  WHAT IS YELLOW, SMOOTH, AND VERY DANGEROUS?
 A. SHARK-INFESTED CUSTARD!

55. Q. WHAT IS YELLOW AND STUPID?
 A.  THICK CUSTARD!

56. Q.  WHAT'S GREEN AND ALWAYS COMPLAINS?
 A.  APPLE GRUMBLE!

57. Q.  WHAT DID ONE STRAWBERRY SAY TO THE OTHER STRAWBERRY?
 A.  "HOW DID WE END UP IN SUCH A JAM?"

58. Q.  WHAT KIND OF FISH PERFORMS OPERATIONS?
 A.  A STURGEON!

*59. Q.  WHERE DO TOUGH CHICKENS COME FROM?
 A.  FROM HARD BOILED EGGS!

60. Q.  WHAT IS YELLOW AND WEARS A MASK?
 A.  THE LONE LEMON!

61. Q.  WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FISH AND A PIANO?
 A.  YOU CAN'T TUNA FISH!

62. Q.  WHY DO BANANAS NEVER GET LONELY?
 A.  THEY GO AROUND IN BUNCHES!

63. Q.  WHAT TELEVISION GAME IS MOST POPULAR WITH SEAFOOD LOVERS?
 A.  NAME THAT TUNA!

64. Q.  WHY DOES A MEXICAN WEATHER REPORT MAKE YOU HUNGRY?
 A.  BECAUSE IT'S CHILLI TODAY, HOT TAMALE!

65. Q.  WHAT CAKE IS AS HARD AS ROCK?
 A.  MARBLE CAKE!

66. Q.  WHAT KIND OF DOG NEVER EVER BARKS?
 A.  A HOT DOG!

67. Q.  WHAT DID THE BANANA DO WHEN THE MONKEY CHASED IT?
 A.  THE BANANA SPLIT!

68. Q.  WHAT IS SMALL, PURPLE, AND DANGEROUS?
 A. A GRAPE WITH A MACHINE GUN!

69. Q.  HOW CAN YOU TELL IF THERE IS AN ELEPHANT IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
 A.  THE DOOR WON'T SHUT!

70. Q.  WHAT IS WRINKLED, MASKED AND RIDES A HORSE?
 A.  THE LONE PRUNE!

71. Q.  DID YOU HEAR SOMEBODY ROBBED THE BAKERY YESTERDAY?
 A.  DOESN'T THAT TAKE THE CAKE!

72. Q.  WHAT IS YELLOW AND GOES "PHUT - PHUT - PHUT?"
 A.  AN OUTBOARD LEMON!

73. Q.  DID YOU HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE SANDWICH?
 A.  I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.  IT'S A LOT OF BALONEY!

74. Q.  WHAT'S WRINKLED, PURPLE, AND CARRIES A MACHINE GUN?
 A.  AL CA-PRUNE!

75. Q.  WHO IS THE BIGGEST GANGSTER IN THE SEA?
 A  AL CA-PRAWN!

76. Q. WHAT DID THE EGG SAY TO THE BLENDER?
 A.  "I KNOW WHEN I'M BEATEN!"

77. Q. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EGG WHO WENT BAD?
 A.  IT WAS EGGS-SECUTED!

78. Q.  WHY DID THE CUCUMBER NEED A LAWYER?
 A.  BECAUSE IT WAS IN A PICKLE!

79. Q.  WHY DID THE STRAWBERRY NEED A LAWYER?
 A.  BECAUSE IT WAS IN A JAM!

*80. Q.  WHAT FOOD STARTS OUT BATTERED AND ENDS UP FLATTENED?
 A.  A PANCAKE!

81. Q.  DID YOU HEAR THE STORY ABOUT THE COFFEE?
 A.  I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.  IT'S HOT STUFF!

82. Q.  ON WHAT DAY DO PEOPLE DRINK THE MOST WATER?
 A.  THIRST-DAY!

83. Q.  WHAT DO CATS LIKE ON THEIR HOT DOGS?
 A.  MOUSE-TARD!

84. Q. CAN MUSTARD BE FRIENDLY WITH A HOT DOG BUN?
 A.  YES, IF THEY HAVE A FRANK RELATIONSHIP!

85. Q.  WHERE DO EXTRA-SMART FRANKFURTERS END UP?
 A.  ON HONOR ROLLS!

86. Q.  WHY COULDN'T THE HAMBURGER SPEAK?
 A.  BECAUSE THE CATSUP GOT ITS TONGUE!

*87. Q.  WHAT DO FROGS EAT WITH THEIR HAMBURGERS?
 A.  FRENCH FLIES!

88. Q.  WHAT IS YELLOW AND WHITE AND GOES 600 MILES PER HOUR?
 A.  AN AIRLINE PILOT'S EGG SANDWICH!

89. Q.  WHAT IS WHITE AND FLUFFY AND SWINGS FROM CAKE TO PIE TO CAKE?
 A.  A MERINGUE-UTANG (ORANGUTAN).

*90. Q.  WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MOLDY VEGETABLE AND A  DEPRESSING SONG?
 A.  ONE IS A BAD SALAD, THE OTHER IS A SAD BALLAD!

91. Q.  HOW DOES A LION LIKE HIS STEAK?
 A.  MEDIUM ROAR! (RARE).

92. Q.  WANT TO HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE ROTTEN FOOD?
 A.  NO.  IT WILL TURN MY STOMACH!

93. Q.  WANT TO HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE ROTTEN PUDDING?
 A.  NO, BECAUSE I WONT SWALLOW IT!

*94. Q.  WHAT KIND OF SNACK DO LITTLE MONKEYS HAVE WITH THEIR MILK?
 A.  CHOCOLATE CHIMP COOKIES!

95. Q.  WHAT IS A LEMMING'S FAVORITE DESSERT?
 A.  LEMMING MERINGUE PIE!

96. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PIG AND A CENTIPEDE?
 A.  BACON AND LEGS!

*97. Q.  WHAT BREAKFAST DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A DOG AND A CHICKEN?
 A.  BARKIN' AND EGGS!

*98. Q.  WHAT BREAKFAST DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A LIGHTHOUSE AND A
       CHICKEN COOP?
 A.  BEACON AND EGGS!

*99. Q.  WHAT IS A CAT'S FAVORITE BREAKFAST?
 A.  MICE KRISPIES!

100. Q.  WHAT IS GOLDEN BROWN, FLAT, HAS MAPLE SYRUP ON IT, AND DOESN'T  WANT  TO GROW UP?
 A.  PETER PANCAKE!

101. Q.  WHICH ANIMAL GOES, "CLUCK,  BUBBLE, CLUCK, BUBBLE, CLUCK, BUBBLE?"
 A.  A CHICKEN OF THE SEA!

*102. Q. WHAT KIND OF SEAFOOD HAS TWO KNEES?
 A.  A TUNEE FISH!

103. Q.  WHAT DO MERMAIDS LIKE FOR BREAKFAST?
 A.  MERMA-LADE ON TOAST!

104. Q.  WHAT SITS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA AND IS MADE OF CHOCOLATE?
 A.  AN OYSTER EGG!

105. Q.  WHAT EGG GOES TO FARAWAY PLACES?
 A.  AN EGGS-PLORER!

106. Q.  WHAT DO YOU CALL A COWARDLY FROG?
 A.  A CHICKEN CROAK-ETTE!

107. Q.  WHAT DO THEY CALL THE CARROT WHO TALKED BACK TO THE FARMER?
 A.  A FRESH VEGETABLE!

108. Q.  DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE HOT POTATO?
 A.  NEVER MIND.  LET'S JUST DROP IT!

109. Q.  WHICH SIDE OF AN APPLE IS THE REDDEST?
 A.  THE OUTSIDE!

110. Q.  WHAT IS RED THEN YELLOW, RED THEN YELLOW?
 A.  A CHERRY THAT WORKS PART TIME AS A BANANA!

111. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN A MONSTER STEPS ON A HOUSE?
 A.  MUSHED ROOMS!

112. Q.  WHAT SEAFOOD DOES KING KONG LIKE?
 A.  SUBMARINE SANDWICHES!

113. Q.  WHEN KING KONG GOES OUT FOR DINNER, WHAT DOES HE EAT?
 A.  THE RESTAURANT!

114. Q.  WHY DID KING K0NG EAT TOKYO INSTEAD OF ROME?
 A.  BECAUSE HE WASN'T IN THE MOOD FOR ITALIAN FOOD!

115. Q.  HOW DO GHOSTS LIKE THEIR POTATOES?
 A.  FRENCH FRIGHT!

*116. Q.  WHY DO FAST-FOOD LOVERS MAKE GOOD JOGGERS?
 A.  BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO EAT AND RUN!

117. Q. WHAT IS A CARPENTER'S FAVORITE DESSERT?
 A.  POUND CAKE!

118. Q.  WHAT IS ST. PETER'S FAVORITE DESSERT?
 A.  ANGEL CAKE!

119. Q.  HOW DO ASTRONAUTS BRING THEIR FOOD TO WORK?
 A.  IN LAUNCH BOXES!

120. Q.  WHAT DID THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS HAVE FOR A LITTLE SNACK?
 A.  MICROCHIPS!

121. Q.  WHAT DID THE COMPUTER SAY WHEN IT SAW ITS OWNER HAVING A LITTLE  SNACK?
 A.  "GIVE ME A BYTE!"
121. Q.  WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHICKEN WHO'S AFRAID OF NOTHING?
 A.  DINNER!

122. Q.  WHERE DO SPIES DO THEIR GROCERY SHOPPING?
 A.  AT THE SNOOPERMARKET!

123. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A STICK OF DYNAMITE AND THE WHITE OF  AN EGG?
 A.  A BOOM-MERINGUE!

124. Q.  WHAT DO YOU CALL A HEN THAT GETS SUNBURNED IN FLORIDA?
 A.  SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN!

125. Q.  WANT TO HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE DROPPED EGG?
 A.  NOPE, NOT ME.  IT ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP!

126. Q.  WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I SWALLOWED MY TEASPOON?
 A.  YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STIR!

127. Q.  WHAT IS PURPLE AND CRAZY?
 A.  A GRAPE NUT!

128. Q.  WHAT DID THE DOUGHNUT SAY TO THE CAKE?
 A.  IF I HAD AS MUCH DOUGH AS YOU HAVE, I WOULDN'T BE HANGING AROUND  THIS HOLE!

129. Q.  WHAT DO GHOSTS EAT FOR BREAKFAST?
 A.  GHOST TOASTIES AND EVAPORATED MILK!

130. Q.  WHAT VEGETABLES DO YOU FIND IN CROWDED STREETCARS AND BUSES?
 A.  SQUASH!

131. Q.  WHAT FRUIT IS LIKE A BOOK?
 A.  THE STRAWBERRY, BECAUSE IT IS READ (RED)!

132. Q.  WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE IF YOU OWNED TWO DUCKS AND A COW?
 A.  QUACKERS AND MILK!

133. Q.  WHY IS A WILD YOUNG HORSE LIKE AN EGG?
 A.  IT MUST BE BROKEN BEFORE IT CAN BE USED!

134. Q.  IF A BABY CHICK FOUND AN ORANGE BESIDE IT IN ITS NEST, WHAT DO YOU  THINK IT WOULD SAY?
 A.  "OH, LOOK WHAT MARMALADE!

135. Q.  WHEN WAS BEEF THE HIGHEST IT HAS EVER BEEN?
 A.  WHEN THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON!

136. Q.  WHEN IS IT SOCIALLY CORRECT TO SERVE MILK IN A SAUCER?
 A.  WHEN YOU SERVE IT TO A CAT!

*137. Q.  WHAT DO GHOSTS LIKE FOR LUNCH?
 A.  SPOOKGHETTI!
 

138. Q.  WHAT DOES AN AARDVARK LIKE ON ITS PIZZA?
 A.  ANT-CHOVIES!

139. Q.  WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE, BLACK AND WHITE, BLACK AND WHITE AND  GREEN?
 A.  THREE SKUNKS EATING A PICKLE!

140. Q.  HOW CAN YOU TELL AN ELEPHANT FROM SPAGHETTI?
 A.  THE ELEPHANT DOESN'T SLIP OFF THE END OF YOUR FORK!

141. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS AN ELEPHANT AND A JAR OF PEANUT  BUTTER?
 A.  YOU GET A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH THAT NEVER FORGETS!

142. Q. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU TEAR A SCARF IN TWO?
 A.  A BANDANA SPLIT!

143. Q.  WHAT KIND OF BARS CAN'T KEEP PRISONERS IN JAIL?
 A.  CHOCOLATE BARS!

144. Q.  WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE POLICE CAUGHT THE FRANKFURTER?
 A.  THEY GRILLED IT!

145. Q.  WHAT TWO GARDEN VEGETABLES FIGHT CRIME?
 A.  BEETMAN AND RADISH!

146. Q.  WHAT DO YOU CALL A STOLEN HERSHEY BAR?
 A.  HOT CHOCOLATE!

147. Q.  WHAT KIND OF TELEVISION PROGRAM DO YOU SEE IN THE MORNING?
 A.  A BREAKFAST SERIAL (CEREAL)!

148. Q.  WHAT IS A COMEDIAN'S FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
 A.  CREAM OF WIT!

149. Q.  WHAT DO YOU CALL A FUNNY BOOK ABOUT EGGS?
 A.  A YOLK BOOK!

150. Q.  WHEN DO COMEDIANS TAKE MILK AND SUGAR?
 A.  AT TEA-HEE TIME!

151. Q.  WHAT KIND OF TEA DO A KING AND QUEEN DRINK?
 A.  ROYAL-TY!

152. Q.  WHAT PHRASE IS HEARD MOST OFTEN AT PICKLE CARD GAMES?
 A.  "DILL ME IN"!
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153. Q.  WHAT DO DANCERS GET WHEN THEY EAT TOO MUCH?
 A.  BALLET-ACHES (BELLY-ACHES).

154. Q.  WHAT DO FROGS DRINK AT SNACKTIME?
 A.  CROAK-A-COLA!

155. Q.  WHAT DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN DRINK AT SNACKTIME?
 A.  EVAPORATED MILK!

156. Q.  WHY SHOULDN'T YOU CRY OVER SPILLED MILK?
 A.  IT GETS TOO SALTY!

157. Q.  WHY ARE STUPID PEOPLE LIKE DECAFFEINATED COFFEE?
 A.  BECAUSE THERE IS NO ACTIVE INGREDIENT IN THE BEAN!

158. Q.  WHAT IS A TREE'S FAVORITE DRINK?
 A.  ROOT BEER!

159. Q.  WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOY WHO DRANK EIGHT COKES?
 A.  HE BURPED 7-UP!

160. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A BANANA AND A COMEDIAN?
 A.  PEELS OF LAUGHTER!

161. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A COMEDIAN AND A WARM ROLL?
 A.  HOT CROSS PUNS!

162. Q.  WHAT DID BARBIE, THE PLAY DIRECTOR, DO WHEN THE ACTOR PLAYING  CHICKEN LITTLE FORGOT HIS LINES?
 A.  BARBIE CUED THE CHICKEN!

163. Q.  DID YOU HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE BANANA PEEL?
 A.  NO, DON'T TELL ME.  IT'LL JUST SLIP MY MIND!

164. Q.  DID YOU HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE ICE CUBE?
 A.  YEAH, AND IT JUST LEFT ME COLD!

165. Q.  WHY DID THEY LET THE TURKEY JOIN THE BAND?
 A.  BECAUSE THEY NEEDED A PAIR OF DRUMSTICKS!

166. Q.  WHAT IS A HEN'S FAVORITE VEGETABLE?
 A.  EGGPLANT!

167. Q.  WHAT SIZE ARE VERY LARGE EGGS?
 A.  EGGS-TRA LARGE!

168. Q.  HOW DO WE KNOW THAT OWLS ARE SMARTER THAN CHICKENS?
 A.  HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KENTUCKY FRIED OWL?

169. Q.  WHAT KIND OF OVEN DOES THE OCEAN USE TO COOK FOOD?
 A.  A MICROWAVE!

170. Q.  WHY WERE THE SARDINES OUT OF WORK?
 A.  BECAUSE THEY GOT CANNED!

171. Q.  WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO SEE A MAN-EATING FISH?
 A.  IN A SEAFOOD RESTAURANT!

172. Q.  WHAT DO WHALES LIKE TO CHEW?
 A.  BLUBBER GUM!

173. Q.  WHEN IS A CHINESE RESTAURANT SUCCESSFUL?
 A.  WHEN IT MAKES A FORTUNE, COOKIE!

174. Q.  WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SHARPSHOOTER AND A DELICIOUS  MEAL?
 A.  ONE HITS THE MARK, THE OTHER HITS THE SPOT!

*175. Q.  WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SUN AND A LOAF OF BREAD?
 A.  ONE RISES FROM THE EAST, THE OTHER FROM THE YEAST!

176. Q.  WHY DO BANANAS HAVE TO USE SUNTAN LOTION?
 A.  BECAUSE BANANAS PEEL!

177. Q.  WHAT DID THE PEEL SAY TO THE BANANA?
 A.  "DON'T MOVE, I'VE GOT YOU COVERED"!

178. Q.  WHAT DID THE BIG GRAPEFRUIT SAY TO THE LITTLE GRAPEFRUIT?
 A.  "COME HERE, YOU LITTLE SQUIRT"!

179. Q.  WHAT DID THE BIG FRYING PAN SAY TO THE LITTLE FRYING PAN?
 A.  "HI-YA, SMALL FRY"!

180. Q.  WHAT DID THE DOUGHNUT SAY TO THE DINNER ROLL?
 A.  "IF I HAD AS MUCH DOUGH AS YOU HAVE, I WOULDN'T HANG AROUND THIS  HOLE"!

*181. Q.  WHAT IS GOOD ON TOAST BUT BAD ON THE HIGHWAY?
 A.  JAM!

182. Q.  WHY DID THE BANANA SPLIT?
 A.  BECAUSE IT SAW THE BREAD BOX, THE MILK SHAKE, AND THE GINGER SNAP!

*183. Q.  HOW DO YOU MAKE MEAT LOAF?
 A.  SEND IT ON A VACATION!

184. Q.  WHAT DID MARY HAVE FOR DINNER?
 A.  MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB!

185. Q.  WHAT DO TERMITES EAT FOR BREAKFAST?
 A.  OAK MEAL!

186. Q.  WHAT IS THREE STORIES TALL, GREEN AND TASTES GOOD ON BREAD?
 A.  THE JELLY GREEN GIANT!

187. Q.  WHAT SNACKS DO ROBOTS SERVE AT PARTIES?
 A.  ASSORTED NUTS!

188. Q.  WHAT KIND OF NUT HAS SOME OF ITS INSIDE OUTSIDE?
 A.  A DOUGHNUT!

189. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A DOUGHNUT AND A PRETZEL?
 A. A HOLE NEW TWIST!

*190. Q.  WHAT WOULD YOU GET IF YOU STACKED THOUSANDS OF PIZZA PIES ON TOP  OF EACH OTHER?
 A.  A LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA!

191. Q.  WHAT IS A PIZZA'S FAVORITE MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION?
 A.  PIE-CYCLE!

192. Q.  IF CAKES ARE 66 CENTS EACH AT THE BAKERY, HOW MUCH ARE UPSIDE-DOWN  CAKES?
 A.  99 CENTS!

193. Q.  WHY DID THE COOK PUT THE CAKE IN THE FREEZER?
 A.  BECAUSE SHE WANTED ICING ON IT!

194. Q.  HOW DO YOU GET PIES TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT?
 A.  ADD THE LETTER S.  IT MAKES PIES SPIES!

195. Q.  WHAT DO YOU HAVE WHEN 200 STRAWBERRIES TRY TO GET THROUGH THE  SAME DOOR?
 A.  A STRAWBERRY JAM!

196. Q.  WHY SHOULD DIETERS AVOID THE LETTER C?
 A.  BECAUSE IT MAKES FAT A FACT!

197. Q.  WHAT ILLNESS DO YOU GET FROM OVEREATING?
 A.  YOU GET THICK TO YOUR STOMACH!

198. Q.  WHAT DID THE CHOCOLATE BAR SAY TO THE LOLLIPOP?
 A.  "HELLO, SUCKER"!

199. Q.  WHERE DO THE NUTS GET TOGETHER TO HAVE FUN?
 A.  AT THE HERSHEY BAR!

200. Q.  WHO HELPED INVENT THE TELEPHONE AND HAD A COOKIE NAMED AFTER  HIM?
 A.  ALEXANDER GRAHAM CRACKER!

201. Q.  WHAT IS GREEN AND RED ALL OVER?
 A.  A PICKLE HOLDING ITS BREATH!

202. Q.  WHAT IS FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET, MORE POWERFUL THAN A  LOCOMOTIVE AND GREEN?
 A.  SUPERPICKLE!

203. Q.  WHICH IS THE SMARTEST PICKLE?
 A.  THE ONE THAT USES IT BRINE (BRAIN)!

204. Q.  WHAT IS THE OLDEST FRUIT?
 A. ADAM'S APPLE!

205. Q. WHAT ROOM HAS NO WALL, NO DOORS, NO WINDOWS, AND NO FLOORS?
 A.  A MUSHROOM!
 

206. Q.  WHAT IS GREEN AND SOUR AND GIVES PRESENTS AT CHRISTMAS TIME?
 A.  SANTAPICKLE!

207. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS AN EARTHQUAKE AND A FOREST FIRE?
 A.  SHAKE AND BAKE!

208. Q.  WAS THE MAN HURT WHO TOOK A 100-FOOT DIVE INTO A GLASS OF ROOT  BEER?
 A.  NO.  IT WAS A SOFT DRINK!

209. Q.  WHAT IS GREEN AND LONG AND GROUCHY?
 A.  A SOUR PICKLE!

 Q.  WHAT DOES A BANANA DO WHEN IT SEES A GORILLA?
 A.  THE BANANA SPLITS!

210. Q.  WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEANUT THAT WAS MUGGED?
 A.  IT WAS ASSAULTED (A-SALTED)!

211. Q.  WHAT DID THE LITTLE HAND SAY TO THE BIG HAND?
 A.  "MEET ME AT NOON FOR LUNCH"!

212. Q.  WHY DID THE BAKER BRING A WHEEL INTO HIS BAKERY?
 A.  HE WANTED TO ROLL IN DOUGH!

213. Q.  WHY DO BAKERS ALWAYS WANT DOUGH?
 A.  BECAUSE THEY KNEAD IT!

214. Q.  WHO GROWS THE CUCUMBERS FOR A PICKLE FACTORY?
 A.  THE FARMER IN THE DILL!

215. Q.  WHY DID THE CANDY FACTORY HIRE THE FARMER?
 A.  THEY NEEDED SOMEONE TO MILK CHOCOLATES!

216. Q.  WHAT IS A CAT'S FAVORITE DESSERT?
 A.  MICE (RICE) PUDDING!

217. Q.  WHAT IS GREEN AND THIN AND JUMPS EVERY FEW SECONDS?
 A.  ASPARAGUS WITH HICCUPS!

218. Q.  WHAT BEE IS GOOD FOR YOU HEALTH?
 A.  VITAMIN B!

219. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GIVE AN ELK WHO EATS TOO MUCH AND GETS INDIGESTION?
 A.  ELK-A-SELTZER!

220. Q.  WHAT WOULD YOU GET IF YOU CROSSED THE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER WITH  A HOT DOG?
 A.  A FRANKFURTERSTEIN!

221. Q. WHAT IS COUNT DRACULA'S FAVORITE FLAVOR OR ICE CREAM?
 A.  VEIN-ILLA!
 

222. Q.  WHAT IS A SHARK'S FAVORITE ICE CREAMS?
 A.  FINALLA, JAWBERRY, SHARKOLATE, AND TOOTHY FRUITY!

223. Q.  WHAT IS A WITCH'S FAVORITE BREAKFAST?
 A.  SCRAMBLED HEX!

224. Q.  WHAT IS A BOX LUNCH?
 A.  A SQUARE MEAL!

225. Q.  WHAT HAPPENED AFTER HUMPTY DUMPTY'S FALL?
 A.  ALL THE KING'S MEN HAD EGG SALAD SANDWICHES!

226. Q.  WHAT FOOD IS YELLOW, THEN PURPLE, THEN YELLOW, THEN PURPLE?
 A.  A BANANA THAT WORKS PART TIME AS A GRAPE!

227. Q.  WHAT VEGETABLE DO YOU GET WHEN YOU DROP A TOMATO?
 A.  SQUASH!

228. Q.  WHAT PICKLE CAN ADD, SUBTRACT, MULTIPLY, AND DIVIDE?
 A.  A CUCUMLATOR!

229. Q.  WHAT'S KING KONG'S FAVOURITE FOOD?
 A.  APE-RICOTS!

230. Q.  WHEN IS AN APPLE A GROUCH?
 A.  WHEN IT'S A CRAB APPLE!

231. Q.  WHAT IS A VAMPIRE'S FABOURITE FRUIT?
 A.  NECK-TARINES!

+232. Q.  WHY DID THE PICKLE GO OUT WITH A PRUNE?
 A.  HE COULDN'T FIND A DATE!

+233. Q.  WHY DID THE MOUSE STOP EATING DONUTS?
 A.  HE WAS TIRED OF THE HOLE THING!

234. Q.  WHY DID THE COOK PUT THE CLOCK IN THE OVEN?
 A.  SHE WANTED TO HAVE A HOT TIME!

235. Q.  WHAT'S LONG, ORANGE, AND WEARS DIAPERS?
 A.  A BABY CARROT!

+236. Q.  WHAT DID THE BABY CORN SAY TO THE MOTHER CORN?
 A.  WHERE'S POP CORN?

237. Q.  WHAT'S A PICKLE?
 A.  A CUCUMBER IN A SOUR MOOD!

238. Q.  WHAT'S GREEN AND PECKS ON A TREE?
 A.  WOODY WOODPICKLE!

239. Q. WHAT'S GREEN AND JUMPS UP AND DOWN?
 A.  A PICKLE WITH HICCUPS!

240. Q.  WHAT'S GREEN AND GOES TOOT TOOT TOOT?
 A.  A PICKLE - O!

241. Q.  WHAT'S GREEN AND SAYS OINK OINK OINK?
 A.  PORKY PICKLE!

242. Q.  WHO GROWS CUCUMBERS FOR A PICKLE FACTORY?
 A.  THE FARMER IN THE DILL!

243. Q.  WHY AREN'T BANANAS EVER LONELY?
 A.  BECAUSE THEY COME IN BUNCHES!

244. Q.  HOW DO BANANAS ATTRACT OTHER BANANAS?
 A.  WITH A - PEEL!

245. Q.  WHAT'S GREEN AND VERY DANGEROUS?
 A.  A HERD OF STAMPEDING PICKLES!

246. Q,  WHAT DO TWO BANANAS DO WHEN THEY MEET EACH OTHER?
 A.  A BANANA SHAKE!

+247. Q.  CAN YOU EAT GRAPES WITH FINGERS?
 A.  NO.  GRAPES DON'T HAVE FINGERS!

248. Q.  WHAT'S YELLOW AND SELDOM RINGS?
 A.  AN UNLISTED BANANA!

249. Q.  WHAT DO YOU CALL CABBAGES THAT TALK A LOT?
 A.  GABBAGES!

250. Q.  WHAT'S GREEN AND WRITES MUSIC?
 A.  jOHANN SEBASTIEN BROCCOLI!

251. Q.  WHY DIDN'T THE LEMON CROSS THE ROAD?
 A.  BECAUSE HE WAS YELLOW!

252. Q.  WHAT'S PURPLE AND 5000 MILES LONG?
 A.  THE GRAPE WALL OF CHINA!

253. Q.  WHAT DOES AN ORANGE DO ON THE BREAKFAST TABLE?
 A.  SITS AND LOOKS ROUND!

+254. Q.  WHEN IS A WATERMELLON CRAZY?
 A.  WHEN IT'S OUT OF IT'S RIND!

255. Q.  WHAT'S WORSE THAN FINDING A WORM IN YOUR APPLE?
 A.  FINDING HALF A WORM!

+256. Q.  WHAT FOOD DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A COW AND A LEMON?
 A.  SOUR CREAM!

257. Q.  WHAT DID THE GRAPE SAY WHEN THE ELEPHANT STEPPED ON IT?
 A.  NOTHING.  IT JUST WHINED A LITTLE!

258. Q.  WHY DID THE ELEPHANT SIT ON THE MARSHMALLOW?
 A.  TO KEEP FROM FALLING INTO THE HOT CHOCOLATE!

259. Q.  WHY DID THE BOY PUT HIS FATHER IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
 A.  HE WANTED A COLD POP!

260. Q.  WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUISED LEMON?
 A.  LEMONADE!

261. Q.  WHY WAS THE LITTLE STRAWBERRY SO WORRIED?
 A.  BOTH OF HIS PARENTS WERE IN A JAM!

262. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PEANUT AND AN ELEPHANT?
 A.  A NUT WITH A LONG MEMORY!

263. Q.  WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A CAT EATS A LEMON?
 A.  IT BECOMES A SOUR PUSS!

264. Q.  WHAT'S YELLOW, SMOOTH, AND DEADLY?
 A.  SHARK-INFESTED CUSTARD!

265. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU DROP ICECREAM ON THE FLOOR?
 A.  A PLOPSICLE!

+266. Q.  WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A YELLOW VEGETABLE AND
       A POLICE OFFICER?
 A.  CORN ON THE COP!

267. Q.  WHAT DID ONE BOWL OF SOUR MILK SAY TO THE OTHER BOWL OF
       SOUR MILK?
 A.  MY CURDLE IS KILLING ME!

+268. Q.  WHERE'S THE BEST PLACE TO KEEP A HOT DOG?
 A.  IN AN AIR-CONDITIONED KENNEL!

269. Q.  WHAT DO YOU CALL THE BIGGEST MINT JELLY IN THE WORLD?
 A.  THE JELLY GREEN GIANT!

270. Q.  WHICH HAND SHOULD BE USED FOR EATING SOUP?
 A.  NEITHER.  A SPOON IS BEST!

271. Q.  WHAT IS EGG FOO YOUNG?
 A.  WHAT THEY CALLED EGG FOO WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE BOY!

272. Q.  WHAT IS CHICKEN SOUP?
 A.  WHAT A CHICKEN EATS BEFORE THE MAIN COURSE!

+273. Q.  WHY DO SEAGULLS LIVE BY THE SEA?
 A.  IF THEY LIVED BY THE BAY, THEY'D BE CALLED BAYGULLS!

274. Q.  WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIG THIEF?
 A.  A HAMBURGLAR!

275. Q.  WHAT ARE GOOSE PIMPLES?
 A.  WHAT TEENAGE GEESE GET IF THEY EAT TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE!